ok as a waen[kid] i attended a school in coltness,lammermoor primary school,no and before you ask it wasn`t a school for retards[lol],this was the making of me!!...i remember my sisters etc/neighbours dragging my sorry ass down coldtream crescent with my little knee length shorts,my school bag dragging its ass along the floor ,filled with cold toast for a snack,coming from a low income family we had free school milk,free dinners[nom nom ,nom]ever seen the movie "oliver" well that was me :-)))........
yes i was bullied @school who the fuck wasnt back in the 60s,and to top it all of? i was as thick as a fukin "brick"the "dunce"either that or i was incapable of learning,i mostly fell asleep in class [day dream believer]...we all have our first crush @ school dont we?well i was around 6/7 yr old and fell in love with a girl named susan bell,lived just over the road from the school in a big posh house[snob of coltness],daddy had money,one day she invited around to her house&led me into her garden [straight to the wendy house] and winched][kissed] the face off me...tounges as well...ffs alan...take a breath,her dad was a dentist if i remember right ,shame he never took care of her mouth her breath was "rank" rotten,the only day i ever looked forward too was a friday!! pay day and pie n chip night...it was a regular routine in coltness,dont ask me why ,it just was part of life....did i mention free school dinners?? first in the line me:-)))loved the grub,dunno why we always had custard creams on the table when we had soup[i will never know],pink custard[yum yum yum]anyone wanting seconds?had to get through me first :-)))..and on that note
........look out for my next diary of my life story....i joined the cubs/scouts...dib-dib-dob
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